Thanks to all the beautiful people  who came to the art show on Friday night...

How would describe someone you didn't like? How about this? 'Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay Please, please, please, please, take yourself away Like a death a birthday party You ruin all the fun Like a sucked and spat our Smartie, You’re no use to anyone Like the shadow of the guillotine On a dead consumptive’s face Speaking as an outsiderWhat do you think of the human race What kind of creature bore you Was is some kind of bat They can’t find a good

This collection looks at the idea of 'when icons fall from grace'. I've taken mugshots from their arrest sheets and painted them in bright poppy colours to add a bit of life to them. I then looked at the crimes they committed and try to go one step back. For example I read that Frank Sinatra was arrested in 1938 for adultery, apparently in New York in the 30s this was a state crime. So I span that and made his crime 'Seduction'. Sinatra had a reputation for a serial seducer,

I've been asked to do a talk on making a living as a painter next week so here's some cheats on how to succeed in making your hobby your job: 1- Define Your Goals What do you mean by 'making it'?I f you want to be famous and earn millions from your paintings forget it, you've either got to be dead, mental or very lucky to do that. My expectations were relatively modest, if I could pay the rent, travel, socialise with my mates and maybe save a little from painting then I'd hav

So we've been at the Hangzhou art market for the last few weeks and it's been a blast, here's some snaps....

Last weekend Hangzhou's very first art and food market was launched, and boy....was it good! There were over 300 applicants with only 60 stalls so I was really proud to be picked as one of the stall holders. The whole weekend had a carnival atmosphere with street performers doing their thing and lots of great artists and food and drink makers. The great news is that it's all happening again this weekend from 2-11pm on both Saturday and Sunday. Here's some photos of last weeke

So I got into a pub brawl here in China the other night, Thursday night to be specific it was bizarre so I thought I'd tap down the events for the record. This account has been checked and corroborated by 4 witnesses who saw the whole incident. So I was working at my latest exhibition until 10pm and afterwards myself and my girlfriend Juliet (remember the 'By Candlelight painting? That's her) decided to go for a drink. As we went out late the pub we went to was already busy a